That kid never ceases to crack me up.
A few of his more hilarious comments recently:
Jordan: "I wonder what heaven looks like..."
Steve: "I bet it's amazingly beautiful."
Jordan: *pauses* "I hope they have a McDonald's up there."
Jordan was throwing a temper tantrum and Steve told him to stop crying. Jordan wailed, "This is about my feelings and I need to get them out!"
He and I were watching cartoons and he goes, "Ooh, knarly..." I said, "Where did you learn that word?" He replied, "Oh, I just found it under my tongue!"
And, just for kicks, I was reading back over some old stuff recently and this really made me chuckle.