Das Not Funny! Friday

It’s finally Friday! How many times this week did you hear or see something and think… “Das Not Funny!” but then realize that it actually was pretty funny? Well, such is the purpose of this blogapolooza known as Das Not Funny! Friday.
Check out this blog to see what else is not funny. Plus, by going over here you can see who else has seen or heard something and thought Das Not Funny! then stifled a giggle or even laughed out loud! Come on, you know you wanna…

Things that cracked me up this week:

Steve and Jordan went to the zoo for the end of Jordan's spring break. They stood in line for 45 minutes to get an elephant ear. While Jordan was eating his long-awaited treat an elephant trumpeted very loudly not far away. Jordan said, "Wow, that was loud!" and Steve replied, "Well yeah, he's probably ticked because you're eating his ear!"

This resulted in peals of laughter that lasted a long time.

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One of my coworkers was half-listening to a doctor dictating a report in the next room. As the doctor got to the medication profile portion of the report, the phone rang. Stephanie answered, "Medication Records, this is Stephanie."

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Jordan was sick on the couch and he and Steve were watching TV. Steve was talking to the TV when Jordan looked over and said, "Would you be quiet?? I'm trying to sleep and I'm serious!"

Somebody had reached the grumpy hour!

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I was helping a doctor with e-signature. This doctor is VERY computer illiterate but I did not realize just QUITE how illiterate until this day.

Part of the editing process uses Microsoft Word. She had never used Microsoft Word. This became very apparent when she asked me how to add words to the report she was looking at. I said, "Just click your cursor where you want to add the words and type them in."

She looked at me, wide-eyed and said, "You mean they'll just show up right there as I type them??"

Um, yes.